That might be a strange title to start with, but give me some time and I’ll see if I can make it make sense.
To do that, we have to start with the question that seems to be on the mind of folks and that is: What is a WOMAN? Oxford Languages defines a woman as … “an adult female human being”.
So far, so good … but some are not happy with that simple definition and choose to expand on it: “female” connotes a biological category, while a “woman” is a whole human person. As a result, while “woman” technically is a noun (Merriam Webster), many are embracing its use as an adjective to achieve a more inclusive meaning that emphasizes gender over biological sex.
OK, I think most of us can even accept the expanded definition making sure that we know the difference between female and woman. The next logical question is: What makes a woman a woman? Well, it appears that … “A man or a woman is simply one who possesses male or female chromosomes and (except in rare cases) the corresponding sex organs.”
We will come back to the rare cases comment in a bit. So, at this point, I think we have established the classic definition of a woman as we have all come to understand it. So, case closed --- not so fast --- this is the year 2023 and we have discovered that there are perhaps more women amongst us than we ever thought possible.
It seems that in the year 2023, we are no longer bound by that pesky chromosome thing and sex organs … since they can be discarded or changed through the magic of medicine. Or can they? It seems that when a man … who previously held a ranking of 449th as a man in men’s college competitive swimming …. wakes up in the morning and declares that he is now a woman, dons a woman’s bathing suit, and swims to a first-place finish, beating all the other women, we are supposed to say, “Well that was terrific – well done and hey let’s do it again!”
After all, it’s 2023 in America and if that “man” who now identifies as a woman wants to swing his naked do-dah around in the women’s locker room – well, what’s the problem? See, you are already thinking like a transphobic or maybe you are just a concerned parent that thinks --- Wow that is inappropriate and possibly dangerous.
We are now lectured by women who might be men … many of whom have a ring in their nose, pink or green or purple hair cut in the weirdest of shapes, oversized glasses, totally weird earing’s in multiple piercings and who have a trans flag somewhere in the picture.
The message: I teach your children in their school … and I discuss my own sexual preferences … as well as teach sexual choices for your children to make before they are out of the 4th grade, including gender choices that one might think they are a boy but they are really a girl and would feel better wearing a dress!
Or perhaps the lecture will come from a man who is now a woman … her “look” includes heavy makeup to cover the facial hair, feminine jewelry, and a very stylish feminine garment finished off with long manicured nails and ruby red lips. The message: Don’t you dare misgender me.
They tell you that to misgender him or her or whatever is a hurtful act that is dangerous to him or her or whatever and you should use their new gender name not their “dead” name.
WoW! Is your head exploding yet? Because if it’s not yet, it will soon. You see, we still have at least one more broad category of weird to consider … the overweight (seems they are always overweight) man who grows his hair long, wears an earring or two and declares that he or she or whatever will now use the female bathroom and just try to stop him or her. You see, he or she or whatever is prepared to do violence on you, if you try to stop him or her … certainly not very ladylike … but I digress.
Coming back to the comment that a man or a woman is simply one who possesses male or female chromosomes and (except in rare cases) the corresponding sex organs. We can look at the case of a third century Roman Emperor named Elagabalus. The essay “Transgender Lives in the Middle Ages through Art, Literature, and Medicine” by Roland Betancourt, University of California, Irvine, tells us about Elagabalus … At the end of antiquity, we are provided with one of the most well-fleshed-out narratives of a figure who not only identified as female, but also actively sought out gender affirmation surgery.
There are additional such occurrences reported throughout history. But history tells us that IT IS RARE. Yet in 2023, it seems to be an epidemic --- or is it just a scam? After all, what normal teenage boy has not fantasized what it would be like to get a peek inside the girls’ locker room or what about the grown man that places a camera in the woman’s bathroom --- yes, it has happened.
But in 2023, it appears that American society is ready to accept men making better women than women. From women’s sports to women’s makeup to modeling women’s clothing to beer endorsements – men have taken over … men dressed as women prancing around in dresses and heels and making sure that you know you are hateful if you don’t accept their reality or fantasy or whatever is going on in their sick brains.
Perhaps a sickness that might lead one to kill some 9-year-old children and Christian adults who do not accept this nonsense. Just perhaps …
So, it seems that as men who pretend to be women take the limelight from real women and undo things that women fought so hard for in the 1960’s and 1970’s … women’s equality at work, in sports, entertainment, and in life in general … well, it appears that the progress of the 60’s and 70’s is over and the counterfeit women of 2023 are taking over.
Among these counterfeit women, Drag Queens and their bawdy shows abound and the influencers of TikTok are no longer real women selling makeup and clothing. Oh no, the lead actor is a 26-year-old man who behaves like a 14-year-old prepubescent girl … and you have to accept it!
Given the current trend, it will not be long before there are no real women left in American society. They will be available to make children since this is a function that the counterfeit women will not be able to achieve no matter how hard they try or how many surgeries they suffer --- it’s those pesky chromosomes that God ordained. So, I say that I will miss you all … my run on earth is coming to a close and it’s a shame that it has to end this way because I have always thought that real women were put on earth for real men.
But in America, in 2023, that is not the case. And so, with that, we reluctantly say: BYE, FELICIA! You will be missed.